Yesterday, I was at Alamanda Putrajaya, buying some groceries , and suddenly a fine foreigner chick with nice pair of legs (good look as well) bumped me on the shoulder and the impact was enough for me to acquit my grip upon all the plastic bags.
Chick: Oh dear , I’m sorry. So sorry I didn’t mean it. (trying to help me picking up some plastic bags on the floor)
Me: Takpe takpe.